Open Letter To Ben and/or Jerry
Dearest Hippies,
I have noticed in the past that many of your fine flavors have had musical themes. From the delicious Cherry Garcia to Phish Food (hmm, should that flavor really just be watered-down Cherry Garcia?) to One Sweet Whirled inspired by Dave Matthews (which I never tried, assuming it would be too bland for me), you have had much success marrying ice cream and rock music.
I say to you this: Don't quit while you're ahead.
How about a Pink Floyd ice cream? What stoner wouldn't enjoy a nice, big scoop of Comfortably Plum?
And for disenfranchised political-punkers? They could cool down with a recyclable bowl of Rage Against The Praline.
You guys start with these. Churn 'em up, and I'll think of more.
Your pal in pints,
The CD Junkie
I have noticed in the past that many of your fine flavors have had musical themes. From the delicious Cherry Garcia to Phish Food (hmm, should that flavor really just be watered-down Cherry Garcia?) to One Sweet Whirled inspired by Dave Matthews (which I never tried, assuming it would be too bland for me), you have had much success marrying ice cream and rock music.
I say to you this: Don't quit while you're ahead.
How about a Pink Floyd ice cream? What stoner wouldn't enjoy a nice, big scoop of Comfortably Plum?
And for disenfranchised political-punkers? They could cool down with a recyclable bowl of Rage Against The Praline.
You guys start with these. Churn 'em up, and I'll think of more.
Your pal in pints,
The CD Junkie
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